K tragus you can stop bleeding now please and thank you
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
I went from this
at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…
DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.
I want to know who is responsible
all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep
How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart
just a little
I can only apologise.
This guy just needed a hug forever. And ever. And ever.
Sorry for the bad picture, but I got my tragus pierced today!!
Anonymous asked: are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?
well this annoying thing happens like every day:
I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES
today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant
this is it
this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public
Jack Frost is so adorable
I mean look at him
he realizes he has snow powers and he starts bouncing