Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!
That long ago!! Wow.. seven years ago today I was all dressed up in Gryffindor garb and ready to storm the bookstore! What a night it was….
boys are fucking stupid
rip his fucking head off
…and then shit on his neck forreal
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
WHAT THE FUCK??
Stop men 2K4EVER
I just got so irritated reading these texts omg
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up
why is he in there
he was trying to find a tub to melt a dead body in acid in
oh well I was not expecting that
Wouldn’t the acid just melt the tub itself? (Also, I thought of a solution to his problem, but it’s also pretty fucked up.)
HYDROCHLORIC ACID DOESN’T MELT THROUGH PLASTIC
(spoilers: he doesn’t buy one and puts acid in the bath and it goes through the ceiling)